Pick up a copy of our book to find out what happens when football and fashion collide. A book of American football terms defined with a comical twist that includes beauty, dating, fashion, friends, men, money, sex, and shopping.
I have this crazy idea of becoming the Middle Aged
Gidget. Don't laugh...I'm serious! So, I ponder...how do I achieve this goal?
1) Do I take surfing lesson and pray the great white shark
confuses my wrinkly skin as pink slime, and not suitable for consumption?
2) Do I hang at the beach and ask for a guest appearance on JerseyShore
as the Joisey house mom? I'm sure I
could pull off the look and accent, or at least get a few of my friends to
endorse my audition. Well, they've already flooded Rosetta Stone with e-mails
requesting that I be hired as the voice-over actor for Rosetta Joisey. Danks!
Youse guys are da best!
3) Do I contact Aqua Net and ask for sponsorship? I'm willing to be their spokesperson and
endorse the new campaign slogan: Cougar Hair In A Can.
4) Do I allow my body to be video taped wearing a
bikini? Imagine the notoriety I'd get
from uploading a Youtube video on how to care for your finest leather.
5) Do I approach Doublemint Gum and ask them to create a
product that acts as a denture glue and the excess glue becomes chewing
gum? They could call it: Pack &
6) Do I... oops,
gotta run. Sorry for the quick exit, but the lifeguards are pulling everyone
out of the water for a cougar sighting!
They could be pointing at ME!
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