The first book in a series of Sports Playbooks... "There's Lipstick on My..."

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Books Make Great Gifts



You LOVE to laugh!

You LOVE to read!

You LOVE football, or you LOVE watch the tightends!

and 

You LOVE fashion...

Then YOU will LOVE our book: 

 "There's Lipstick on My Pigskin!" 





Pick up a copy for you and your friends at Amazon or Barnes & Noble.  For bulk orders, please send an e-mail to:  thereslipstickonmypigskin@gmail.com



Monday, December 2, 2013

Discussion and Book Signing

We look forward to meeting our friends at the Maple Shade Library on December 3, 2013 from 6:00pm--7:00pm.

Maple Shade Library

200 Stiles Ave
Maple Shade, NJ 08052

Yes! You can purchase a copy of our book at the signing--a portion of the book sales from this event will be donated to the Maple Shade Food Bank to assist the local community during the holiday season. 

Let's join together to make this a wonderful holiday season for all members of our community!

Thanks for the great community support and we'll see you tomorrow! 

Please register for the event. 


Friday, November 22, 2013

Sueanne Shirzay's Guide to Decorating Yourself for the Holidays


Deck the neck with gems and baubles. Jewel-la la la la, la la la la!

My dear friend, and fashionista, Sueanne, designer of Sueanne Shirzay Jewelry will take time out of her busy day to visit our studio on Monday, November, 25, 2013 from 10:00am--11:00am.

Sueanne will share her inside fashion tips, plus teach us how to decorate for the holidays and beyond.

Ladies and gentlemen, please don't throw away that ugly Christmas sweater just yet! Sueanne tells me she holds the secret to dressing up your ugly sweaters so your friends will think you walked out of a Macy's Christmas display!

In additon to fashion tips, Sueanne will also share some of her great jewelry gift ideas for you, and the beautiful ladies in your life.


You can click here to listen live during the broadcast, or call in to speak with our guest: (646) 716-8735.

Shop till you drop at Sueanne's website: http://www.shirzay.com/


Thursday, November 21, 2013

Bedknobs, Broomsticks and B**bs

Join us at 10:00AM on 11/21/2013 when Ellenor Kirkconnell returns to our studio to discuss: 

Bedknobs, Broomsticks and B**bs...


Ellenor has never served a spoonful of sugar with a dose of cough medicine, but she's an expert on why the modern day nanny carries her own feather duster, and others have a membership to the local nudist colony.

Long gone are the days of Angela Lansbury turning tricks in bed or Julie Andrews teaching girls how to swallow.

Joins us for 60-minutes of non-stop fun--we'll go where others fear to go with a feather duster. Oh, the next time you spot a nanny in your neighbor's backyard, please be sure to thank her for being so perky.


Tune in...


Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Stuff Your Stockings Not Your Bra



Our book makes the perfect holiday gift or stocking stuffer for those lovely ladies in your life. Give the gift of laughter!

You can pick up a copy or two on Barnes & Noble, Amazon, or contact us via e-mail: thereslipstickonmypigskin@gmail.com for bulk orders or signed copies.  

Christmas Eve is only five weeks away!

Thank you! 

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Book Signing & Meet and Greet

Our first book signing will be held at the Maple Shade Library on December 3, 2013 from 6:00pm--7:00pm.

Yes! You can purchase a copy of our book at the signing--a portion of the book sales from this event will be donated to the Maple Shade Food Bank to assist in feeding our community during the holiday season. 

 Let's join together to make this a wonderful holiday season for all members of our community!

Thanks for the great community support and we'll see you on December 3rd! 

 Click here to pre-register for the event.  


Pictures will be uploaded after the event!

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Monday, October 28, 2013

Monday, October 21, 2013

The Vikings Visit The Giants

Tonight's football game sounds like a fairy tale--
     The Vikings Meet The Giants!



Not to ruin the end of the story, but The Giants win!  




Pictures from Wikimedia Commons, the free media repository  

Sunday, October 20, 2013

Go Eagles!

Big Game Today, Sunday, October 20, 2013!   



Dallas Cow (girls) at Philadelphia Eagles!

photo via Pinterest via lovethispic.com

We're ready for some PIGSKIN!  Go EAGLES!

Congratulations to the Dallas Cowboys.  

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Can Gidget Go Cougar?

 From the archives...


I have this crazy idea of becoming the Middle Aged Gidget.  Don't laugh...I'm serious! 

So, I ponder...how do I achieve this goal? 


1) Do I take surfing lesson and pray the great white shark confuses my wrinkly skin as pink slime, and not suitable for consumption?


2) Do I hang at the beach and ask for a guest appearance on Jersey Shore as the Joisey house mom?  I'm sure I could pull off the look and accent, or at least get a few of my friends to endorse my audition. Well, they've already flooded Rosetta Stone with e-mails requesting that I be hired as the voice-over actor for Rosetta Joisey. Danks! Youse guys are da best!


3) Do I contact Aqua Net and ask for sponsorship?  I'm willing to be their spokesperson and endorse the new campaign slogan: Cougar Hair In A Can.


4) Do I allow my body to be video taped wearing a bikini?  Imagine the notoriety I'd get from uploading a Youtube video on how to care for your finest leather.


5) Do I approach Doublemint Gum and ask them to create a product that acts as a denture glue and the excess glue becomes chewing gum?  They could call it: Pack & Smack.


6) Do I...  oops, gotta run. Sorry for the quick exit, but the lifeguards are pulling everyone out of the water for a cougar sighting!  They could be pointing at ME









Deb


Thursday, October 10, 2013

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!


Hello friends!   

We have received numerous calls and e-mails on how to get an autographed copy of our first book, There's Lipstick on My Pigskin!   

If you are interested in a signed copy by one or both authors, please contact us at  thereslipstickonmypigskin@gmail.com 

Copies of our book can be purchased directly through Amazon or Barnes & Noble


Thank you!



Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Moving in the right direction...






We are so thankful for the support we've received since the launch of our book, There's Lipstick on My Pigskin!

We are currently working with local and national organizations to set up speaking engragements, book signings and getting out to meet and greet our readers.

If you know of a group that is look for a speaker, you can e-mail us at:  thereslipstickonmypigskin@gmail.com  and someone will get back to you within 24 hours.


Thanks again for all the love and support.

Monday, September 30, 2013

Press Release (local)

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
October 8, 2013
Deb Durst
There’s Lipstick on My Pigskin!

New Jersey Girls Publish Humorous Sports Playbook

Find out what happens when football and fashion collide. A book of American football terms defined with a comical twist that includes beauty, dating, fashion, friends, men, money, sex, and shopping.

New Jersey – Two South Jersey girls, Deb Durst and Jill Rubin take American football terms to a new level with the release of their humorous playbook, There’s Lipstick on My Pigskin!  The book, their first in a planned series of satirical, dictionary-style sports playbooks, is available through Amazon and Barnes & Noble.

Durst and Rubin both sales professionals for more than 20 years, are now pursuing their life long dream of meeting and helping people by making them laugh.  They are currently planning launch parties, book signings and reaching out to local and national organizations to speak on the importance of showing your funny side in a world that seems hell-bent on creating a one-size-fits-all robotic lifestyle.

This book will make “Football Fashionistas” out of women of all ages, including those who can actually go wide without wearing a jock strap. The book also serves as a handbook for jocks who want to learn how to connect with the Sunday Cosmo-drinking Football Fashionista—and maybe learn a second language, “Lipstick Pigskin.”  Durst and Rubin claim that “Men will trade in their tape measures for eyeliner pencils and curling irons when they learn the female definition of good penetration.”

Durst and Rubin are available for interviews and appearances. To schedule presentations, media appearances, interviews, and/or book signings contact durstdeb@gmail.com

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Happy Music for a Monday Morning...

Happy Together - Turtles



Thursday, September 26, 2013

So Thankful...

Barnes & Noble ran an internet ad and included our book with some some great authors...so cool!

We are so thankful for all the support.

snap shot of internet ad

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

A Fantastic Day...



was published today and the radio show was selected to run on the landing page of Blogtalkradio today!  Woooo hooo!  



Many thanks for all the well wishes on the book and radio show!


Thank you!  

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Why we need another cookbook...


I'm trying to talk a friend into creating a new cookbook and video series:  




A watched egg will NOT turn into a chicken dinner.



This person is talented, funny, and needs a swift kick to get motivated in the kitchen.  Make it happen!  You know who you are...     (LOL) 

Saturday, September 7, 2013

The coutdown begins...


A book will be born in a few days...please stay tuned for updates and a link. We're so excited and look forward to sharing this experience with YOU!


Thank you so much!  


So many people have been asking for the link to purchase the book...as soon as the book is finalized, we'll publish the link via social and print media.  


Thank you!